me, “lost” in the woods during a full moon waiting for a werewolf to scoop me up
A tip for smutfic writers: the word “sizeable” will never be sexy in any context whatsoever.
“Idris Elba brought me roses and a sizeable homemade tiramisu.”
That is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.
whenever na na na by mcr comes on i still go fucking bonkers and I’ll continue to do so until the day i die
Did Trump seriously shut down the US government because he’s not getting his way with the damn wall shit
OH I SEE
